School shootings, gonorrhea outbreak, student being murdered by rival school, knives at school.
Do the parents even search Degrassi before sending their kids there?
Cece: Oh Bullfrog look. Degrassi seems like such a fun place to send our baby boy.
Bullfrog: Yeah, look at this, its a nice school, has a nice principal, seems like a nice place.
Eli: Are you even gonna click on the link that says “Fucked up shit that has happened here?”
Cece: Oh nonsense baby boy, we don’t need that. We’re gonna enroll you now.
Eli: What if I die tho?
Bullfrog: That’s stupid, Eli. No one dies at Degrassi, that’s just simple talk.
Cece: Yep! Simple talk! Lets enroll you now!